lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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