i barfeds in our rink
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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