I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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