So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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