She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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