it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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