Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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