This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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