her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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