so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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