Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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