i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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