so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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