So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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