Non-Jews are for practice
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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