apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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