THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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