the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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