I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
