Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize
