Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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