yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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