Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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