Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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