Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize