remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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