Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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