idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Alive.
So much puke
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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