Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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