At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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