I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Shame is for Republicans.
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