you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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