Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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