I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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