awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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