can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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