omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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