just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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