Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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