brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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