I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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