Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
