I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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