What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize