I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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