Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Say something about gay babies.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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