What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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