How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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