Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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