i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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