I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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