He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize