Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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